bored so give me your storys please, thanks

[joe260]

Originally Posted by BlackLS

Friday,
when I went home...
I really wanted
an egg-salad sandwich.
And I was just obsessing
about it and I was like:
"Man, I'm gonna
make one of those."
So Saturday I went out
and I got, like,
a dozen eggs...
and I boiled them all
and then I just...
I spent, I don't know,
probably three hours...
like, three-and-a-half hours
making...
you know, the mayonnaise
and the onions and paprika...
and, you know,
all the accoutrement.
And then, by the time
I was done...
I just really didn't feel
like eating it.
And I didn't have any bread.
So, you know,
it was pretty good.
It was a good weekend.

you must be the 40 yr old virgin lol :