Your Best Call

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Not too funny, But I remember the day after St Pats day I walked into a mates place wearing a green shirt, and his sister (whom I don't like) said to me "St Pat's day was yesterday, you're too tight to change?", So I replied with "So, Mardi Gras was last year and I see you havent bothered changing" ... Had to be there I guess.

Another cracker was a night out in town for my mates 21st ... this chick found out it was his 21st, and said "Ohhh, want a b'day kiss?" and he said "No - I've been herpe free for 21 years - I ain't gonna break it today"