The wash cloth

[AUXRVIII]

"I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week."



Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell

me there was a cancellation and the 9:30am appointment was available. I

took it. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was

already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes,

so I didn't have any time to spare.



As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene

when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make

the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the

washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash

in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the

washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car

and raced to my appointment.



I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,

looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in

Paris or some other such glamorous place a million miles away.



I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an

extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.

The rest of the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning, cooking,

etc.



After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out

from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get

another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No!!!"



(Now wait for it.......................this is too funny not to be

true!!!)





She yelled, "I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my

glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

[Lightning Strike GT]

Gives a new meaning to the word "Glitter Puss" :

[fiery]

Massive big oops.. :

[vandrsxr6]

Hahaha, whish the ones i played with where as well kept.

[myxr6]

Glitter wouldn't taste nice though would it ?
Wouldn't it be a bit scratchy as well ?

[cupic]

always one to start the day with a bit of glitter