A warning to all.

Falcon_Phill · 26-08-2008, 03:07 PM

Don't try this at home.

uranium_death · 26-08-2008, 03:10 PM

She shouldn't have to warn people about this...it's common sense not to work around flammables while smoking.

If you do, you almost deserve to be torched.

Feathers · 26-08-2008, 03:12 PM

It's because of people like her that warning labels on chainsaws tell you not to stop them with your hands or genitals.

KITBAG · 26-08-2008, 03:12 PM

YEAH^^^^
BUT IN THE BEDROOM

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26-08-2008, 03:12 PM

WTF? I always clean my lawnmower in my lounge room, along with the AU falcon.

montyLalor · 26-08-2008, 03:14 PM

Oooh yes! I'm glad I read that! Was gonna ask my mates to help me clean my mower while playing poker and having a bonfire in my lounge room. I might have to ring them and say the night is off, now! *sigh* I was so looking forward to it. Thank you Anelia Blackie for this pertinant reminder of the dangers involved...

phoenix99 · 26-08-2008, 03:15 PM

Her first mistake: Lawn mover in the bedroom what the?

KITBAG · 26-08-2008, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Monga

WTF? I always clean my lawnmower in my lounge room, along with the AU falcon.

YOU MUST HAVE A BIG DOORWAY TO GET THE AU IN........................

Falcon_Phill · 26-08-2008, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Feathers

It's because of people like her that warning labels on chainsaws tell you not to stop them with your hands or genitals.

I bought a small plant from the supermarket once. It had a label poking out of the plant mix, "do not eat", thank god.

Yellow_Festiva · 26-08-2008, 03:18 PM

What a stupid thing to do.

Reminds me of that youtube clip, a lady filling her 4x4 / van jams the pump on then lights up a smoke.....

Darwin was right after all....

xquizd · 26-08-2008, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Feathers

It's because of people like her that warning labels on chainsaws tell you not to stop them with your hands or genitals.

Almost choked on my lunch!

Geeze now how in the hell did that happen she looks like a clever gal

deesun · 26-08-2008, 03:25 PM

Oooooooooooooomyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyygaaaaaaaaaaaaaww wwwwwwd

: :togo:

KITBAG · 26-08-2008, 03:29 PM

I suppose lawnmowers will come with these now........

SB076 · 26-08-2008, 04:07 PM

She needs to set up a memorial like in Zoolander, when the models were killed in a tragic gasoline fight

MOTORE · 26-08-2008, 04:09 PM

Since when do bedrooms double up as a workshop?

Rodp · 26-08-2008, 04:10 PM

Darwin missed by --><-- that much.

Everyone knows that you should only work on a lawnmower in the kitchen with the gas going - cigarette? Cigars only, lady!

4Vman · 26-08-2008, 04:38 PM

In america the lawn mower manufacturer could face a law suit for not adequatly warning the user not to "work on the lawnmower in a bedroom while smoking"...

Jack91 · 26-08-2008, 05:23 PM

[/QUOTE]Was gonna ask my mates to help me clean my mower while playing poker and having a bonfire in my lounge room. I might have to ring them and say the night is off, now! *sigh* I was so looking forward to it. [/QUOTE]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

rodderz · 26-08-2008, 05:26 PM

Does this mean I should stop using the cigarette lighter to check how full my jerry can is?

Scareybear · 26-08-2008, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by rodderz

Does this mean I should stop using the cigarette lighter to check how full my jerry can is?

Definitly not! cigarette lighters are for checking leaks on LPG bottles...

J_Tank · 26-08-2008, 05:52 PM

I like the fact that she thought throwing carpets onto the fire would work...

Bucknaked · 26-08-2008, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by 4Vman

In america the lawn mower manufacturer could face a law suit for not adequatly warning the user not to "work on the lawnmower in a bedroom while smoking"...

I reckon your on the money there. Remember the guy who sued when his Winnebago crashed.

Quote:

A motor home goes astray

Another urban legend is the story of a man who bought a 32-foot Winnebago motor home. While driving on the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and left the driver's seat to make himself a cup of coffee. After some time, the Winnebago left the freeway, crashed and overturned. The driver consequently filed a lawsuit against Winnebago for not advising him in the handbook that the motor home wouldn't drive itself while the cruise control was on. An Oklahoman jury is said to have awarded him USD 1.75 million plus a new Winnebago.

Laminge · 26-08-2008, 05:56 PM

I would have thought that she would be the perfect woman for most of you blokes, geesh allowing you to work on car bits whilst cooking a bbq in the lounge room.

JamesR · 26-08-2008, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix99

Her first mistake: smoking

FIXED.

rodderz · 26-08-2008, 06:42 PM

Imagine seeing her mow the lawn with the electric flymo!

J.C. · 26-08-2008, 07:05 PM

Two words.

D U M B - A R S E !!!!!!

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(Can I get away with this in this case?)

Jason[98.EL] · 26-08-2008, 08:09 PM

yup big time in my books

pauljh74 · 26-08-2008, 08:12 PM

She feels it is her duty to warn other imbeciles not to smoke near fuel. Most mowers have a breather cap on the fuel tank, so even without the leak it could still ignite. But why would you clean it inside the house? It would make the room smell like cut grass and petrol for starters.

We need Sourbastard to put a stop to her the SA way - in a drum filled with acid. Before she does something else really stupid.

Thornie · 26-08-2008, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOTORE

Since when do bedrooms double up as a workshop?

they are a workshop, if you know what i mean

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PoMmYwOG · 27-08-2008, 01:11 PM

maybe she was using the lawn mower to trim her "bush" and then proceeded to clean it afterwards...lol