|
|
|
|
|
23-09-2014, 07:41 PM
|
#1 | ||
|
If it ain't broke........
 Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Sunshine Coast Qld
Posts: 18,907
|
__________________
Visitors welcome Relatives by appointment only |
||
|
|
|
23-09-2014, 08:17 PM
|
#2 | ||
|
Lyminge, Shepway, Kent
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Geelong - Go Cats
Posts: 3,197
|
Not correct.
They removed $1,990 from his backside and he responded: "I wasn't feeling too grand". I worked in a bank in the early 1980s and had to deal with a lady who wanted to exchange $600 that had been in her husband's wallet when he died. The only problem was it took them six weeks to find him. She sealed it in a bag, signed a Stat Dec confirming the amount there and sent it off to the Reserve Bank. She got a cheque from them about six weeks later. I still want to recycle my dinner at the memory of the smell.
__________________
Mel Brooks sums it up best; "Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die, tragedy is when I get a paper cut" |
||
|
|
|
| 8 users like this post: |
|
23-09-2014, 08:37 PM
|
#3 | ||
|
...
Join Date: Apr 2012
Posts: 464
|
Gross... To both....
Cash is legal, why would you not stash the drugs up there....a if you were that way inclined...
__________________
It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
|
||
|
|
|
| This user likes this post: |
|
23-09-2014, 08:42 PM
|
#4 | ||
|
Miami Pilot
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: ACT
Posts: 21,704
|
"The man told police he planned to use the cash to buy a motorbike. "
It was probably going to be one of those crap chinese pit bikes.....
__________________
-----------------------------------------------------------------
The Hammer: FG GTE | 376rwkw | 1/4 mile 11.793 @ 119.75mph 1.733 60' (4408lb) 1 of 60 FG MK1 335 GTEs (1 of 118 FG Mk 1 & 2 335 GTEs). Mods: Tune, HSD/ShockWorks, black GT335 19” staggered replicas with 245 & 275/35/19 Michelin Pilot sport 5s Daily: BF2 Fairmont Ghia I6 ZF, machine face GT335 19” staggered Replicas with 245s and 275s, Bilsteins & Kings FPV 335 build stats: <click here> Ford Performance Club ACT |
||
|
|
|
| This user likes this post: |
|
24-09-2014, 06:58 AM
|
#5 | ||
|
Where to next??
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Sydney
Posts: 8,893
|
Not being smug or arrogant, but since when is a grand a 'large amount of cash'??
Perhaps in the 60's and 70's??
__________________
___________________________ I've been around the world a couple of times or maybe more....... |
||
|
|
|
| This user likes this post: |
|
24-09-2014, 07:21 AM
|
#6 | |||
|
Lyminge, Shepway, Kent
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Geelong - Go Cats
Posts: 3,197
|
Quote:
__________________
Mel Brooks sums it up best; "Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die, tragedy is when I get a paper cut" |
|||
|
|
|
| This user likes this post: |
|
24-09-2014, 07:24 AM
|
#7 | |||
|
Where to next??
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Sydney
Posts: 8,893
|
Quote:
__________________
___________________________ I've been around the world a couple of times or maybe more....... |
|||
|
|
|
| This user likes this post: |
|
25-09-2014, 01:57 PM
|
#8 | ||
|
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Lake Macquarie, Newcastle NSW
Posts: 3,164
|
I took my VF in recently to the dealership for it's first inspection and I left an envelope with $1100 in the drivers seat rear pocket. They had to work on the drivers seat to install some new clip. I just remembered I left the money in there this morning and low and behold, all the money was still there! Lucky I think!
|
||
|
|
|
|
25-09-2014, 10:36 PM
|
#9 | ||
|
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Melb north
Posts: 12,025
|
That's gotta make the eyes water
 .
|
||
|
|
|
|
25-09-2014, 10:54 PM
|
#10 | |||
|
Thailand Specials
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Centrefold Lounge
Posts: 50,000
|
Quote:
Easiest way to be told to GTFO and never come back. |
|||
|
|
|
|
25-09-2014, 10:57 PM
|
#11 | ||
|
Awesome
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In my own little world..Everyone here knows me :)
Posts: 9,401
|
Makes you wonder how the cavity search actually came about? I know drugs were found in the car etc, but do they normally do cavity searches?
That aside, I shudder to think where the guy keeps his ATM card! Cheers Col
__________________
|
||
|
|
|
| 2 users like this post: |
|
26-09-2014, 09:59 AM
|
#12 | |||
|
Regular Member
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Coffs Harbour NSW
Posts: 438
|
Quote:
|
|||
|
|
|
|
26-09-2014, 10:27 AM
|
#13 | |||
|
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Victoria
Posts: 613
|
Quote:
__________________
1988 XF Panelvan - Cam, 5 speed conversion, LSD, interior swap, 235/60-15 front, 275/60-15 rear, extractors/exhaust, Kings super low front and 2" blocks rear 1993 Honda VFR750F |
|||
|
|
|
|
26-09-2014, 11:27 PM
|
#14 | ||
|
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 1,242
|
A friend told me he was lying down once and young son jokingly (he thought it was funny), lobbed $2 coin to him. He didnt know what he did, jumped up and the end result was $2 coin slid straight down throat. Best medical advice he got, was just make sure it comes out ( and there really is only one way to be sure that it comes out). Sure enough, a few days later, it came out, gave it awash (said it was well corroded), and put it aside, but lost it not long after.
I am sure once we become a cashless society, hospital admissions will drop in half. |
||
|
|
|
Anyone lost $1000.00 ???
Linear Mode
